To Our Fans— We’re moving!!!
Thank you for all your posts and support. We’ve moved to: http://myopenlettertoyou.blogspot.com/ and hope you’ll follow us there and continue to send your heart-felt and hilarious posts to email@example.com
See ya on the flip side,
Dear Fibro Myalgia,
Are you real? Or are you just a fancy way to say “tired”? I just saw a commercial for Lyrica which cures you but may also cause thoughts and urges of suicide. I think I’d might rather be tired than suicidal. OK well let me know.
Tired and Suicidal,
Sebastian can you hear me?
Dearest Sebastian Part 2, I am still thinking about your amazing quote: ” I mean, like, there are so many parties you could like hook up with like, 2 to 16 girls a month.” That is amazing. I wonder when you do all these hook ups, do you continuiosly flip your hair? How many girls does your ‘Wing man’ get- only 2?BBM me.. I’ll be at STK, even though Gossip Girls like totally ruined that spot, xoxo,RG
The big man in the sky
How much of a sin is it when I just don’t think some babies are that cute?
See ya in hell,
Can someone please tell me why Kendra from GND has her own show?
Please let me know why your hair part is so far over to the side. I’m baffled.
Dearest Guy who thinks he is Chuck and Gal who thinks she is Blair,
You’re not. Please deal with it immediately.
Andy Cohen from Bravo
Dear Andy Cohen from Bravo,
We should definitely get married. I know we don’t technically know each other yet, but I feel that it would be in your best interest to lock this down.
You terrify me. I know that long, full lashes are all the rage, and that you’re endorsed by Brooke Shields, but I have a sneaking suspicion that you might also be the downfall of Western civilization.
Real Housewives of New Jersey
As I wait patiently for the reunion special I think it is time for me to ask you what drugs you are on. What exactly were you on when you threw that table? You make me root for Danielle. How crazy is that? You really made the entire Garden State look disgusting, not to mention Italians. It’s too bad because I always thought you were pretty and I absolutely love pasta. Now I just think you are a complete crazylady.
PS Your bubbies do look pretty awesome. Fine!
PPS You have a very dirty mouth. It’s gross.