Open Letter
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23rd June, 2009 @ 9:02pm
Real Housewives of New Jersey
Dearest Theresa,
As I wait patiently for the reunion special I think it is time for me to ask you what drugs you are on. What exactly were you on when you threw that table? You make me root for Danielle. How crazy is that? You really made the entire Garden State look disgusting, not to mention Italians. It’s too bad because I always thought you were pretty and I absolutely love pasta. Now I just think you are a complete crazylady.
Big Kiss,
SW
PS Your bubbies do look pretty awesome. Fine!
PPS You have a very dirty mouth. It’s gross.